Working on my tan

What's a guy supposed to do? I am surrounded by all these nice women in nurses uniforms and I therefore need a bit of a tan so I am looking my best. They've got me under this sun lamp to help with my jaundice too and I've had a proper meal so life's good right now. I still occasionally need a bit of help with my breathing, but that is because I am far too busy being cute. It's hard work you know.