Saturday, 6 January 2007

12th Night

Nana and Grabgrah came to see me this evening and I got to have my first cuddle with them. Nana has hurt her arm, but she still managed to give me a cuddle. They also gave me some fabulous new clothes, including a striped baby grow that will make me look like a convict... I am only quarter Scouser though Nana! She also passed on a half pint pewter tankard that belonged to my great Grandad Charlie. Looking forward to knocking back my first few ales in that!
Anyway - a couple of my nurses asked me how Nana hurt her arm, so I thought I'd have a bit of fun and set up an online poll to try and get to the bottom of this mystery. Grabgrah tells me that vast quantities of alcohol were being consumed on the premises at the time, but do not let that cloud you judgement. The poll should be on the right of the screen and you can view the current results here. Get well soon Nana.

Friday, 5 January 2007

OK... deep breath

I know, I know, it's been some time since I've been able to give you a decent update on me and some of you may have felt that your oxygen supply has been cut off, and for that I apologise. So here goes...


I've had a busy few days, you see I had to get Daddy ready to go back to work, then I had to nurse mummy back to health and then I've been basically looking after her for most of the day. She comes in here and we have a private room to get to know each other, read magazine and discuss who we think will win Celebrity Big Brother. As I passed into my 3rd week, I had 2 baths - I enjoyed the first, but was slightly less keen on the second - judging from my reaction I think it might have been a bit cold.I've been a bit light on visitors since New Years Eve so imagine how pleased I was when Grandma and Grandad came to see me this afternoon for a cuddle and a catch-up.

Grandma had a stern talk to me about breast feeding, so I made a bit of an effort, but the truth is I've been spoiled here, so am not really used to having to work for my dinner. However, they are starting to get a bit stricter with me, and have reduced my food intake to try and motivate me to feed by myself. Rubbish! I have a secret stash of Mars Bars under my cot to help me bolster my weight (put on an extra 35g this morning!!). If you do come in to see me, bring in some snacks for me - I hear chocolate and crisps are quite nice (Grandad tells me Pringles are quite good this time of year!)

Well this weekend should be a busy one - with plenty of visitors coming my way, including Nana and Grabgrah.

Wednesday, 3 January 2007

Chubster

I piled on another 50g at my weigh in session this morning and then mummy came in and gave me my first bath... my feet were getting a bit cheesy!

Monday, 1 January 2007

Happy New Year

What a way to start the year - I put on 85g. No doubt you, dear reader, have woken up vowing to stop drinking and loose weight in 2007 - I, however, have to start drinking (milk) and keep piling on the pounds.

Sunday, 31 December 2006

NYE06

Well 2006 has been an interesting year... birth etc etc. Anyway - final day of 2006, you all know my resolutions and I have but 1 left... feed from the boob! Unfortunately mummy has been too ill to come and see me today but uncle Tom and auntie Kelly came to see me tonight and then they are cooking dinner for mummy and daddy later. My first day of being allowed out for a cuddle. Great to see you guys and a Happy New Year to all my readers. 2007 will be the year of the Jack - just you wait and see.