The Dynamic Crime-Busting Duo
Swimming, shopping and crime-busting - just a normal day for little fella.
You've heard of Batman and Robin. You've heard of Cagney and Lacey. You've heard of Baker and Poncherello from CHiPs. You've probably heard of Dempsey and Makepeace. But the latest crime busting duo, looking after South West London, is Mummy and Nana, who prevented a major crime taking place in Wandsworth this afternoon. Some scumbag tried to steal my Nana's handbag. Without a second though the crack crime-busters swung into action, chasing the perp out of Mothercare, forcing her to drop the stolen swag on the way out. I played my part, of course, growling and shaking my fists. Anyway: Good guys 1; Bad guys 0.
There's a lesson to be learned here... don't try and upset the natural order of things - never try and steal a scouser's handbag.
It's a jungle out there. Keep safe dear reader and remember, don't have nightmares.